Monday, January 1, 2007

Real Sports Predictions for 2007

Brewers make us happy, sad, and drunk (and help a few of us get laid when we claim to be sports agents).
Sheets, Cordero, Fielder, Weeks & Hall make All-star team.
Packers make us happy, sad and drunk.
Brett Favre discovers Randy Moss is fun to throw to.
Bucks have little impact on us.
Admirals & Wave remain underrated.
High school basketball game ends in shoot out.
Badgers continue to be best sporting experience in state, regardless of sport.
Warriors & Badgers reach Sweet 16.
Milwaukee Panthers kick some ass to begin 2007-08 season.
The Bucks allow 24 year old point guard who is becoming an all-star to leave so they can sign a 32 year old point guard who is unbecoming an all-star.
18 year veteran of Milwaukee Baseball League wins local league’s batting title.

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