Real Predictions For 2007
- Jim Doyle takes a campaign contribution.
- Indians continue gambling operations.
- Milwaukee Mayor embraces boarding schools as way to help city youth.
- Secret underwater lab in Lake Michigan yields trick to confusing the 187 invader species of the Great Lakes to swimming back home.
- Inner city murders plummet as outreach programs establish fight clubs.
- Milwaukee County Parks take blame for county’s budget woes.
- Dane County officially becomes a People’s Republic.
- Madison constructs “aesthetic” wall on city’s far-east side.
- Milwaukee 7 disbands after being regularly confused with Fantastic 4, Dirty Dozen and Ocean’s 11.
- Upnorth secedes from state in protest over liberal hippies from Madison and stupid morons in Milwaukee. Waukesha and Kenosha Counties consider options.
- People too young to know any better, yet smarter and better than all of us, continue to marry people they won’t like in a few years.
- Beer officially made official State food after years of making case.
Real Sports Predictions for 2007
- Brewers make us happy, sad, and drunk (and help a few of us get laid when we claim to be sports agents).
- Sheets, Cordero, Fielder, Weeks & Hall make All-star team.
- Packers make us happy, sad and drunk.
- Brett Favre discovers Randy Moss is fun to throw to.
- Bucks have little impact on us.
- Admirals & Wave remain underrated.
- High school basketball game ends in shoot out.
- Badgers continue to be best sporting experience in state, regardless of sport.
- Warriors & Badgers reach Sweet 16.
- Milwaukee Panthers kick some ass to begin 2007-08 season.
- The Bucks allow 24 year old point guard who is becoming an all-star to leave so they can sign a 32 year old point guard who is unbecoming an all-star.
- 18 year veteran of Milwaukee Baseball League wins local league’s batting title.
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